In the rear-view mirror, three chickens calmly cross a zebra crossing - an absurd calm before the storm.
Turn around, and the back erupts: a vast nuclear cloud rising, silent yet deafening.
This Lazybones T-shirt turns dark humour into quiet protest - a surreal reminder that while we watch the everyday, the unimaginable still lingers.
Mutually Assured Destruction for those who see the warning signs behind the absurd.
All Lazybones T-shirts are made from organic cotton cos there is no planet B !!!
| Size |
Half Chest (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
Sleeve Length (cm) |
| XXS |
45.5 |
62 |
20 |
| XS |
47.5 |
65 |
21 |
| S |
49.5 |
69 |
22.5 |
| M |
53.5 |
73 |
24 |
| L |
56.5 |
75 |
24.5 |
| XL |
59.5 |
77 |
25 |
| 2XL |
63.5 |
79 |
25.5 |
| 3XL |
67.5 |
81 |
26 |
| 4XL |
72.5 |
83 |
26 |
| 5XL |
77.5 |
84 |
26 |
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
