A fractured postcard from the empire of confusion - where doublespeak meets doublethink, and crowns are drawn in cyber ink.
This design riffs on propaganda, censorship, and the performance of national pride - a cut-and-paste rebellion stitched with irony and resistance.
It’s art caught mid-sentence, a riddle of loyalty and dissent where skeletons march, and the war on art plays out on the Lazybones stage.
Printed on 100% organic cotton, sustainably sourced and ethically manufactured, because hypocrisy might fuel the system — but not this time.
Lazybones Clothing — Wearable dissent. Conscious by design.
Thanks to Edmundo De Ratidge (Dead Rat Society) for the quote at the bottom...
"I simultaneously can't feel and I am very aware of my eyeballs!"
| Size |
Half Chest (cm) |
Body Length (cm) |
Sleeve Length (cm) |
| XXS |
45.5 |
62 |
20 |
| XS |
47.5 |
65 |
21 |
| S |
49.5 |
69 |
22.5 |
| M |
53.5 |
73 |
24 |
| L |
56.5 |
75 |
24.5 |
| XL |
59.5 |
77 |
25 |
| 2XL |
63.5 |
79 |
25.5 |
| 3XL |
67.5 |
81 |
26 |
| 4XL |
72.5 |
83 |
26 |
| 5XL |
77.5 |
84 |
26 |
Material: 100% organic ringspun combed cotton